The Flintstones (TV Series)
Moonlight and Maintenance (1965)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Well, here we are.
[the Flintstones arrive in a dark subbasement]
Wilma Flintstone : Welcome to the black hole of Calcutta.
Fred Flintstone : It's probably just a burned out light.
Wilma Flintstone : Why don't you call the janitor and have him fix it?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, I'll do that the first thing in the morn... All right, Wilma. Nobody likes a smart aleck.
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Wilma Flintstone : [after giving Fred a list of chores to do] Fred, this is getting serious. The roof is in terrible shape, and the water heater's gonna go any minute.
Fred Flintstone : I know! And I'll get around to it.
Mowersaurus : That's what he always says.
Wilma Flintstone : That's what you always say, Fred.
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Wilma Flintstone : Fred, do you know what day this is?
Fred Flintstone : Certainly. It's Saturday.
Wilma Flintstone : Right. The day you mow the lawn.
Fred Flintstone : Okay, okay.
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Fred Flintstone : Isn't that just my luck, Wilma, having Mr. Slate move in? If he ever finds out I'm moonlighting this job, he'll fire me for sure.
[the intercom phone rings and the bird squawks]
Fred Flintstone : SHUT UP!
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, dear. Even on Saturday, they won't leave you alone.
[the intercom phone rings and the bird squawks again]
Wilma Flintstone : I'll get it.
[Wilma answers the phone]
Wilma Flintstone : Yes? All right. I'll tell him.
[hangs up]
Wilma Flintstone : Fred, that was Mr. Rockroll, the owner.
Fred Flintstone : What does he want now?
Wilma Flintstone : He says it's Saturday. He wants you to mow the lawn.
Fred Flintstone : Ooh, boy.
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Betty Rubble : Fred, Barney told me the news.
Fred Flintstone : About me accepting the position of resident stationary engineer?
Betty Rubble : Yes. Just think, that great big building and our Fred, the janitor.
Fred Flintstone : Not janitor!
Betty Rubble , Wilma Flintstone : We know. Resident stationary engineer.