The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Happy Household (1962)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble

Quotes 

• [Fred went on a rampage at Mother's Place, a man named Sam Mother, when he sees Wilma on TV doing her cooking show, while he's stuck chewing on a steak sandwich that resembles the bottom of a shoe. This lands him in jail and he calls Barney from there to explain what happened] 

  Barney Rubble : Yeah? Oh, hiya, Fred. What's new? What are you doing in jail, Fred? You broke up a television set? In Mother's Place? And hit Mother? Oh. Okay, Fred. I have to go down and bail Fred out, Betty.

  Betty Rubble : Why you ought to leave him there. Anyone that would strike his mother and break her TV set should be in jail. Those old folks love TV.

  Barney Rubble : Not Fred's mother, Sam Mother.

  Betty Rubble : I don't care whose mother it is, it just isn't nice.

  Barney Rubble : But he runs a beanery. You know, a restaurant.

  Betty Rubble : It makes no difference what he does. We're concerned with his mother.

  Barney Rubble : But-but-but Sam Mother who owns it... Ohhh, skip it. I'll explain later.