The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Hot Piano (1961)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : [seeing Barney lying on the ground, obviously in pain] What happened to you?
Barney Rubble : [in agony] I just got run over by a piano!
Fred Flintstone : Which way did it go?
Barney Rubble : [indicating with a raised arm] It went that way, Fred!
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Fred Flintstone : [the piano gets stuck in the doorway] Stand back, Barney. I'm going to put a little weight behind it.
Barney Rubble : But Fred, you're a lot of weight!
[Fred takes a run at the piano and proceeds to knock it over Barney and out the other side of the house]
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Fred Flintstone : [In a mysterious voice...] And remember, we meet here at midnight!
Barney Rubble : [Imitating the salesman] Weeeeeeellllllll, aren't we sneaky!
Fred Flintstone : Oh boy!
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Fred Flintstone : When can you deliver?
Clerk : It's your piano, when do you want it?
Fred Flintstone : Tonight, after my wife's asleep.
Clerk : Weeeeeeellllllll, aren't we sneaky!