The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Split Personality (1960)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble

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Quotes 

• Barney Rubble : Fred, may I ask one question?

  Fred Flintstone : Okay, but you better make it a good one 'cause it's the last time I'm talking to you. Go ahead, ask.

  Barney Rubble : Okay, Fred. Why did you drink my car polish?

  Fred Flintstone : Car polish? CAR POLISH?

  [stutters] 

  Fred Flintstone : Car polish! I'm poisoned! Do something, Barney, do something!

  Barney Rubble : I'll get a chamois!

• Betty Rubble : [when the doctor leaves]  Why, he's a veterinarian.

  Wilma Flintstone : I must've gotten the wrong list of doctors.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, I don't know. Fred eats like a horse.

• Barney Rubble : [about the unconscious Fred]  Well, uh, maybe we can sneak him into his house and put him on his sofa and she'll think he's asleep.

  Betty Rubble : Sneak him into the house? Well, that's like sneaking an elephant into a telephone booth.

• [upon hearing Fred sing next door] 

  Betty Rubble : Some poor mastodon is caught in the tar pit.

  Barney Rubble : Yeah, they get caught in the tar, and they gradually sink.

  Betty Rubble : They ought to put a fence around the tar pit.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, that's not a mastodon. It's Fred singing.

  Betty Rubble : Well, they ought to put a fence around him.

• [after Fred bowls a gutter ball] 

  Teammate : It went into the gutter. What happened, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Never mind that Fred stuff. My name is Frederick.

  Bowling Team : Frederick?

  Barney Rubble : Uh-oh. They've been looking for Frederick. I'd better get him out of here.

  [later, Barney is racing home with Fred] 

  Fred Flintstone : But I'm their captain. This is mutiny.

  Barney Rubble : And if they catch us, it'll be worse than that!

• Barney Rubble : I'm telling you, Wilma, every guy in town is out to get him. They even formed a Get-rid-of-Frederick-or-else club.