- Fred Flintstone: Oh, boy, how terrible can you get food?
- Pearl Slaghoople: What's the matter sonny, don't you like the breakfast I cooked for ya?
- Fred Flintstone: I seem to have lost my appetite. What is this stuff, anyway?
- Pearl Slaghoople: [gets in his face] Health food, sonny. Just what the doctor ordered.
- Fred Flintstone: Then let the doctor eat it!
- Fred Flintstone: I pay the rent, I buy the groceries, that mother-in-law takes over the house, and I gotta stay in the garage!
- Betty Rubble: Sometimes I just don't know what's the matter with men.
- Barney Rubble: That's easy - you women!
- Betty Rubble: Wilma's mother wasn't there five minutes before Fred insulted her.
- Barney Rubble: Five minutes? Hey, I wonder what took him so long.
- Pearl Slaghoople: Wilma! My baby!
- Wilma Flintstone: Mama! Oh, it's good to see you.
- Pearl Slaghoople: Oh, my poor little girl. From the looks of things, I got here just in time. Land sakes, you look peaked, but not that husband of yours, though.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, I'm fine, Mama, really.
- Pearl Slaghoople: You always were a brave girl.
- [walks over to Fred]
- Pearl Slaghoople: I don't expect much of you, Sonny, but the least you could do is greet me when I come into your house. Well, what have you got to say to me?
- Fred Flintstone: SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!