Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (TV Series)

Bloo Done It (2005)

Tom Kenny: Eduardo, Creaky Pete, Mustache Giraffe Friend

Quotes 

• Uncle Pockets : [Uncle Pockets, considered to be "the best imaginary friend ever" has returned to Foster's]  When I was first imagined I was happy as could be / but through the years my boy matured and he grew too old for me / without a home to call my own I wandered in the streets / until I met a sweet old Madame and she said "Come with me!" / she took me in, gave me a bed, and three square meals a day / through the years I watched Foster's grow but not long did I stay / a sweet little girl adopted me and I became her friend / but she too grew and returned me here where I was adopted again and again.

  [starts singing] 

  Uncle Pockets : I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I've had kids tall, short, and hairy / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm agreeable to all, except dairy.

  Wilt : How many kids have you had?

  Uncle Pockets : More than you could count!

  Eduardo : But don't you ever miss them?

  Uncle Pockets : Not even a small amount!

  Uncle Pockets : [singing]  I'm a professional friend, imaginary / upon return I'm never wary / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I love everyone, except Gary!

  [to Gary] 

  Uncle Pockets : You know what you did! Just kidding!

  [he laughs] 

  Uncle Pockets : [continues singing]  I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm tops on the best friend list / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / the best friend to exist / the best friend to exist / the best friend to... E-XIST! / the best friend to exist!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [scowling]  Pssh! Anyone can do that!

  [starts singing, mocking Uncle Pockets; Mac watches him] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : La-la-la, look at me / dancing around / my name's Bloo / I'm the best... around.

  Mac : You just rhymed "around" with "around".

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [imitating Mac]  "You just wehn ah-meh neh meh-neh."