Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (TV Series)

Bloo Done It (2005)

Keith Ferguson: Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo, Newspaper Boy, Scarf Wearing Friend

Quotes 

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Best imaginary friend ever, eh? He's using a knife for pizza. Sus-*pee*-cious!

• Uncle Pockets : S-Stop looking at me with such disdain. Please, I can explain.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No, allow me to explain. It was a dark and stormy night when everyone's favorite Uncle Pockets arrived.

  Mr. Herriman : That's preposterous. It was morning and quite sunny.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I said, allow *me*.

• Frances "Frankie" Foster : Sounds like someone's a little jealous.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Not jealous. Journalis... t.

• Mac : Bloo, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You know I don't read.

  Mac : Well, maybe you should start.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Reads "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"]  Let's see... there's a boy... who lies... lies some more... again with the lying... he tells the truth... nobody believes him... kid gets eaten by a wolf. Well, that was a colossal waste of time. What does that have to do with anything?

• Uncle Pockets : [Uncle Pockets, considered to be "the best imaginary friend ever" has returned to Foster's]  When I was first imagined I was happy as could be / but through the years my boy matured and he grew too old for me / without a home to call my own I wandered in the streets / until I met a sweet old Madame and she said "Come with me!" / she took me in, gave me a bed, and three square meals a day / through the years I watched Foster's grow but not long did I stay / a sweet little girl adopted me and I became her friend / but she too grew and returned me here where I was adopted again and again.

  [starts singing] 

  Uncle Pockets : I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I've had kids tall, short, and hairy / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm agreeable to all, except dairy.

  Wilt : How many kids have you had?

  Uncle Pockets : More than you could count!

  Eduardo : But don't you ever miss them?

  Uncle Pockets : Not even a small amount!

  Uncle Pockets : [singing]  I'm a professional friend, imaginary / upon return I'm never wary / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I love everyone, except Gary!

  [to Gary] 

  Uncle Pockets : You know what you did! Just kidding!

  [he laughs] 

  Uncle Pockets : [continues singing]  I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm tops on the best friend list / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / the best friend to exist / the best friend to exist / the best friend to... E-XIST! / the best friend to exist!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [scowling]  Pssh! Anyone can do that!

  [starts singing, mocking Uncle Pockets; Mac watches him] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : La-la-la, look at me / dancing around / my name's Bloo / I'm the best... around.

  Mac : You just rhymed "around" with "around".

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [imitating Mac]  "You just wehn ah-meh neh meh-neh."

• Mac : Bloo, you ever read the story about the boy who cried "wolf"?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You know I don't read!

  Mac : Maybe you should start.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Reading the Boy Who Cried Wolf]  Okay. There's a boy... he lies... he lies some more... again with the lying. Finally he tells the truth... no one believes him... he gets eaten by a wolf. Well, that was a colossal waste of time! What does that have to do with anything?

  [the phone rings. Bloo answers it] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Newsroom.

  Mac : [on the pay phone]  Bloo!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Mac? Glad you called. That is the last time I take a book recommendation from YOU.