Frasier (TV Series)
A Day in May (2001)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : I'd hardly call this a dog park. It's more like a dog... orgy. Whose beagles are those?
Daphne Moon : Don't stare, it only encourages them.
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Daphne Moon : Uh, Niles, this is Jim Grady and Tank. This is Niles, my boyfriend.
Dr. Niles Crane : [shaking hands] Pleasure.
Jim : Boyfriend? Ah, I should have known. It seems like every time I'm single you're in a relationship, and every time you're single I'm in a relationship.
Daphne Moon : Yeah, that's true.
Jim : I guess we just don't have...
Daphne Moon : Timing!
Jim : -good...
[Daphne laughs]
Jim : And I'm a drummer!
Dr. Niles Crane : Which, uh, makes it even more ironic!
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Dr. Niles Crane : Hey Roz, hello Alice. What brings you here?
Roz Doyle : Oh, Frasier loaned me his car, I backed mine into a telephone pole.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You said you were getting a tune-up!
Roz Doyle : [leaving hastily] It needs one, trust me!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [on phone] Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I need to make an emergency appointment tomorrow, for a complete cleaning of my BMW. June 10th? But I've got a Clean Team Privileges Card! Yes, of course it's a platinum one!
[takes it out and looks]
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no there are no diamonds on the corner. Well, then yes, I'd like to become a member of the Diamond Alliance immediately. Fine, put me on the waiting list. I'll see you in June.
[hangs up]
Dr. Niles Crane : [needling] You're not in the Diamond Alliance?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Don't do that!