Frasier (TV Series)

Adventures in Paradise: Part 1 (1994)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, I haven't said this out loud, but here goes: she may very well be the woman I spend the rest of my life with.

  Roz Doyle : Go. Go do that. Get married, have a couple of kids, move out to the country, buy a puppy, live happily ever after! Just don't tell me about it, I need a boyfriend!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Dear Roz. Dear, silly Roz. Dear, silly, horny Roz.

• Roz Doyle : It's okay, Frasier, you've thanked me every day for the last two weeks.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, yes, but if it hadn't been for you, I never would have met...

  [sighs] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Madeline. It's just -- you know, we went out again last night, and it's just perfect between us! We talk, we can laugh at the same...

  Roz Doyle : Just stop. Did it ever occur to you that since I'm in one of the worst dating droughts of my entire adult life, that to hear you prattling on like a giggling schoolgirl about your storybook romance might be the teensiest bit irritating?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, it hadn't, and you're right, Roz. I'm sorry, sometimes I can be so insensitive. But, you know, Madeline's helping me with that, she is so good, she is so good, in, like, every way!

  [Roz screams "God!" and batters her clipboard against her forehead] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : All right, I'm sorry.

• Roz Doyle : [calling a woman for Frasier]  Hi, Miss Marshall? Could you please hold for Dr. Crane? Thank you.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [She pushes Hold and steps back. She and Bulldog urge Frasier to pick up the phone]  Oh, all right. "Once more unto the breach."

  [picks up and punches line one] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I know we've never met, but you know, from everything I know about you, you just seem like the most fascinating person. I was just wondering if - well, why don't I just come out and say it? Would you be so good as to have dinner with me tonight?

  [beat] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh well, well, that's very gracious of you to accept, Chester, but I didn't mean you.

  [to Roz] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Roz, you could have told me she was on line two!

  Roz Doyle : You could have asked.