- Frasier: [to Lilith, his ex-wife] My God, woman, I'd drive a stake through your heart, but I don't think anything could kill you.
- [Lilith has just introduced her boyfriend, Brian, to Frasier]
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Brian is a seismologist at MIT.
- Frasier: Oh, well, that's perfect: Brian, being a seismologist, and you, having so many faults.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Dr. Brian Patchett, I'd like you to meet Madeline Marshall, and Dr. Frasier Crane.
- Brian: [laughing] Your ex-husband? You're making a joke!
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: No, God is.
- Frasier: Everyone, we have some very happy news: Lilith is going to be married again.
- Martin Crane: [hesitantly] To who?
- Frasier: Someone else.
- Martin Crane: [tosses aside his cane and rushes across the room to Lilith] Oh, that's great! Congratulations! Wonderful!
- Frasier: Hold it! What's that?
- Madeline Marshall: What's what?
- Frasier: Lilith is making love in there!
- Madeline Marshall: I don't hear a thing.
- Frasier: Exactly!
- Frasier: You don't want to be late for the ballet.
- Martin Crane: I do. When those ballet guys start flying around in those tight pants, I don't know where to look.
- Daphne Moon: That reminds me, I've got to bring me binoculars.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Maris will be thrilled you're coming to see her tonight in the ballet.
- Daphne Moon: Oh, we're delighted.
- Martin Crane: [grumbles unenthusiastically]
- Daphne Moon: You know, when I was younger, I dreamed of being a ballerina myself.
- Dr. Niles Crane: So did Maris. Poor thing could never get her weight up enough.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Brian has been a dutiful suitor for some time and I am convinced to within an acceptable margin of error that he loves me.
- Dr. Niles Crane: When's the happy occasion?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Tomorrow, in Las Vegas.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Oh Lilith, how delightfully kitschy! It's your 2nd marriage, so you've decided to poke fun at the institution by getting married at the tackiest place you could possible choose!
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Brian's family lives in Las Vegas.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Well, isn't that convenient? You'll have someone to show you the museums.
- Frasier: [surprised to see Lilith in Bora Bora] Are you here with someone?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Yes, actually. He's snorkeling at the moment.
- Frasier: Anyone I know?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Sam Malone.
- Frasier: SAM?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Just kidding.
- Madeline Marshall: Well, what's your name, little fella?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You promise you won't laugh?
- Madeline Marshall: When I come back, I'll make you forget you were ever married to Lilith.
- Frasier: That's never happened before without a prescription.
- Dr. Niles Crane: [to Lilith] How was your time in Bora Bora? I've never seen you look so tan.
- Daphne Moon: My God, what must she look like in winter?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Frasier, will you relax?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I can't, it's my last chance with Madeline! Serves me right, too, after the way I behaved in Bora Bora.
- Dr. Niles Crane: You're being too hard on yourself, it was just bad luck. How were you to know that Lilith had arrived on the island?
- Martin Crane: Aside from the seas starting to churn and all the birds taking flight from the trees.
- Daphne Moon: Oh now, don't you worry, Dr. Crane. Miss Marshall's going to forgive you. Women always appreciate a man who's sensitive enough to try again. That's why they call us the "fair sex." All right then, let's go see some leaping Russian stags!
- Dr. Niles Crane: [to Frasier] You're being too hard on yourself, it was just bad luck. How were you to know that Lilith had arrived on the island?
- Martin Crane: Aside from the seas starting to churn and all the birds taking flight from the trees.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Lilith's getting married] You'll excuse me if I don't jump up and down and yell 'yippie!'
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: That's okay, I saw you do that in Bora Bora.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You know, there's something else we never got around to in Bora Bora.
- Madeline Marshall: Well *you* got around to it, I just watched.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [wakes up screaming after dreaming about Dianne] I just had the most terrifying dream! You have no idea how relieved I am to be here with you!
- Dr. Niles Crane: [steps out on the balcony] Frasier, we have all week to analyze your dream, right now, there's a large bug in the shower.
- [Frasier gets up and takes off his shoe]
- Madeline Marshall: [answers door to find Lilith] Oh my God!
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: I came to see Frasier, is he here?
- Madeline Marshall: Don't you live in Boston?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: I'm here on a layover, judging by Frasier's famous mangoes on a stick I'm guessing so are you.