Frasier (TV Series)

Bad Dog (1998)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne : Roz, is everything all right?

  Roz : Yeah, I'm fine. It's just that my hair is huge and this dress is a joke.

  Frasier : No, nonsense, Roz. You look divine.

  Roz : No, I look like Divine.

• [Daphne is contemplating what it would be like to have a free lifetime's supply of muffins] 

  Daphne : Now me, I could eat a muffin a day, some days even two knowing they'd be free. So that'd be... ten a week, fifty-two weeks a year, for at least another... forty years, which works out to... Twenty thousand muffins!

  [pause] 

  Daphne : My life suddenly seems long, measured in muffins.