Frasier (TV Series)
Beware of Greeks (1998)
Patti LuPone: Aunt Zora Crane
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Quotes
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Nikos : Once again, he stopped me from making a terrible mistake. So everyone, please lift your glasses to my cousin, Frasier Crane!
Aunt Zora Crane : Oh, I can do better than a glass!
[she grabs a bottle by the neck and smashes the end off]
Dr. Frasier Crane : No! Aunt Zora, no! OUT OF MY WAY!
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Aunt Zora Crane : Just once it would be nice if we could have a family gathering where no one leaves in an ambulance. Am I right?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : So your heart should be brimming with motherly emotion!
Aunt Zora Crane : When I find out who bent this skewer, I'm ramming it right in his eye!
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Aunt Zora Crane : Who is this pretty young thing?
Martin Crane : Oh, this is Daphne Moon. She's my physical therapist.
Aunt Zora Crane : Oh... that's what they call it these days?
[slaps him playfully]
Aunt Zora Crane : You dirty old man!
[she moves off into the crowd, laughing, while Martin tries to calm Daphne]
Daphne Moon : I've never been so insulted...!
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Aunt Zora Crane : You know, I am so glad you are coming to the wedding. There is nothing sadder than a divided family, am I right?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Quite right.
Dr. Niles Crane : Absolutely, absolutely. When Frasier told me we weren't invited to the wedding, I was...
Cousin Yvonne : There you are, Niles!
Dr. Niles Crane : Just kill me now.
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Aunt Zora Crane : [to Frasier] Why are they thanking you?
Crystal the Juggler : We owe our happiness to him.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Why couldn't she have been a mime?