Frasier (TV Series)

Big Crane on Campus (2000)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : Dad! She'll be here any minute.

  Martin Crane : Okay, I'm leaving.

  Frasier : Listen, I'm sorry to uproot you like this.

  Martin Crane : Oh, it's all right. I'd rather clear the decks for a date than for one of your theme parties. Although I am kinda sorry I missed "An Evening With Moe Howard."

  Frasier : That was Noel Coward!

• Frasier : Oh, Niles, what are you doing here?

  Niles : Well, I've got a crisis. Tomorrow's Mel's birthday and I'm planning a very romantic evening, but my Gagino is on the fritz.

  Martin Crane : Oh jeez, I don't need to hear this!

  Frasier : Dad! It's a stove!