Frasier (TV Series)

Coots and Ladders (2004)

Linda Gehringer: Sarah

Quotes 

• Roland : [Roland notices Niles fumbling on the ladder]  What are you doing?

  Dr. Niles Crane : I, uh...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Uh, I can tell from the panic in my brother's voice that he must have seen a spider. You see, he has a crippling fear of spiders, and it sent him up the ladder.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, I hate spiders.

  Sarah : I didn't see a spider. Come back down.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No!

  Roland : Why not?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Because he also has a crippling fear of heights. This may be just the breakthrough we've been looking for. Higher, Niles! Conquer your fear!

  [Niles - believably - feigns terror] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Please, everyone, I'm going to have to ask you to turn around, as his fear of crowds has set in.

  Sarah : Crowds, too?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, you are looking at that rarest of beasts, the arachno-acro-agoraphobe.