Frasier (TV Series)
Crock Tales (2004)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
Quotes
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Frasier : Oh, hey, Daph. My God, you look hideous.
Daphne : Thank you! Now I wouldn't normally wear polyester on the hottest day of the year, but some English friends of mine are having an Ugly American party in honor of the Fourth.
[masculine American accent]
Daphne : We're gonna toss back a couple a' cold brewskis, watch the ball game, and not use the metric system.
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Daphne : Hello!
Frasier : Oh, hi!
[kisses her cheek and hugs her]
Frasier : How was the honeymoon?
Daphne : Oh, Tahiti was absolute paradise - except for poor Niles getting sunburned.
Frasier : [Niles staggers in] Oh dear, Niles. You look like you've crawled out of a bisque.
Niles : And you look like someone who doesn't want his Paul Gauguin souvenir oven mitt.
Frasier : Niles, you remembered.
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Daphne : Dr. Crane, I know what you're going to do!
Niles : You do?
Daphne : Not you, Dr. Crane, Dr. Crane! And you can't fire me, because I quit!
Frasier : What?
Daphne : After all I've done to save you money! I'm washing my face with dish soap while you're out buying imported bath salts like a big rich girl! I hope you rot in debtors' prison!