Frasier (TV Series)
Daphne Returns (2001)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
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Quotes
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Niles : Daphne? I want to apologize for the other night. I was rude, and disrespectful, and I'm sorry I hurt you.
Daphne : Apology accepted. Oh, come here.
[they hug]
Niles : Thank you.
Daphne : You know, I was just about to make myself some dinner. Would you like to join me?
Niles : I would love that.
[Daphne heads for the kitchen]
Niles : Actually, wait, Daphne? I'm going to pass on dinner.
Daphne : Oh, it's no trouble.
Niles : Oh, I know that, it's just that... I don't really care for your cooking.
Daphne : [dumbfounded] What?
[Frasier and Martin come in from the bedrooms]
Niles : Well, you're not the best cook in the world. In fact, you're not very good at cooking. At all. Bad, BAD cook!
Martin Crane : [to Frasier, whispering] What the hell is he doing?
Dr. Frasier Crane : [intentionally interrupting] Uh... Well, we're off.
[Frasier and Martin head to the door with their coats]
Martin Crane : [to Niles] God bless you, son!
[Frasier and Martin head out. Before Frasier closes the door, Niles gives him a thumbs up]
Niles : [to Daphne] You okay?
Daphne : How could I be after that horrible thing you just said to me?
Niles : Oh, I'm sorry, darling. I just want to show you I see you the way you really are.
Daphne : And who I am is a bad cook, is that what you're saying?
Niles : No, that's not fair. I, I thought this was what you wanted.
Daphne : Well it still hurts. I have feelings, you know. I thought you loved my cooking. Well, you certainly could have handled this better.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, uh, what do you say we head out to dinner over at the steak house?
Martin Crane : The steak house! Really?
Dr. Frasier Crane : What the Hell. The blood's just been flying through my arteries lately.