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Quotes
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Martin Crane : I'll bring a quart of whiskey in case of snakebite.
Dr. Niles Crane : Dad, Dad, there are no snakes up there.
Martin Crane : All right, I'll bring a snake!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, the butcher shop was closed, so here I am with all my spices, everything I need to make my duck a l'orange - all I've got's the l'orange!
Martin Crane : [noticing the rack of shotguns by the door] Well, looks like we're going to have get our ducks the old-fashioned way! But we better get a move on, there's only a couple hours of daylight left.
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, you know, I saw some boxs of ammo in the mud room, Dad, through the kitchen.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Are you insane? I'm not going to shoot any ducks; it's barbaric!
Martin Crane : Oh, I get it! You'll eat them but you won't kill them. What do you think, these things are born "a l'orange?"
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Martin Crane : [telling Roz about Niles's crush on Daphne] Six years, can you believe it? Some people just don't even know when it's time to pull the plug.
Dr. Niles Crane : Well, I won't make that mistake twice!
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Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, I'm sorry, what am I supposed to do? For the first time since I've known her I'm free and single and now she's with someone. Am I supposed to just suffer in silence?
Martin Crane : I'd take that.
