Frasier (TV Series)
Desperately Seeking Closure (1997)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
Quotes
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Frasier : [has everyone tell him his faults] Fuss budget! Well, listen, if you don't mind the substitution, I think maybe "demanding" is more the mot juste.
Daphne : Pretentious.
Frasier : Right, you see, this is very good. Roz, you must have something?
Roz : Well, you are a little full of yourself.
Frasier : Great. Okay, pompous.
Roz : And you do tend to ramble on with the callers.
Frasier : A tad loquacious.
Martin : Pretentious.
Frasier : Dad, I already wrote that down.
Martin : Underline it.
Niles : Oh, snippy.
Daphne : Sarcastic.
Martin : Bossy.
Niles : Huffy.
Roz : Vain.
Frasier : Oh, how nice we've finally found an activity we all enjoy together!
Martin : Oh, don't worry about it Frasier. You'll be fine, you'll bounce back. You're tough.
Roz : And resourceful.
Niles : Resilient.
Martin : Optimistic.
Niles : Tenacious.
Daphne : Conceited.
Martin : Wrong list, Daph.
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Martin Crane : Oh, don't worry about it, Frasier. You'll be fine, you'll bounce back. You're tough.
Roz Doyle : And resourceful.
Dr. Niles Crane : Resilient.
Martin Crane : Optimistic.
Dr. Niles Crane : Tenacious.
Daphne Moon : Conceited.
Martin Crane : Different list, Daph.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Come on in, Roz. You know, I was wondering...
Roz Doyle : No! I don't know why Sam broke up with you, okay? Just like I didn't know two hours ago. Just like Gil and Bulldog and Miss Judy from the Arts & Crafts hour didn't know!
Dr. Frasier Crane : It never hurts to ask. Miss Judy had some real insights before she had to make her Popsicle stick run.
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Roz Doyle : Oh, come on, Frasier, why don't you just admit what you're doing here. This isn't some "help-me-be-a-better-person" thing. You're trying to figure out what you can fix so you can win Sam back.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, now, Roz, that's preposterous.
Roz Doyle : Look who you're talking to! I've been down this road so many times, I call it "The Roz Expressway".
Dr. Niles Crane : I've heard that phrase before, but in a slightly different context.
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Roz Doyle : Wait, you have her access code for her answering machine?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, luckily I set it up with her. I gave her an access code that would be easy to remember - my birthday.
Martin Crane : What's so easy about May 7th?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I wouldn't know, Dad. My birthday's in March!