- Martin Crane: So have you heard from Daphne how things are going at the fat camp?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Dad, please, it's a spa.
- Martin Crane: Oh sorry. So how're things going at the fat spa?
- Martin Crane: Hey Niles, you're just in time for my chili, it's the best batch I've made all week.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Dad, do you ever miss vegetables?
- Martin Crane: For your information, College, the bean *is* a vegetable.
- John Glenn: Some people ask, you know, "Were you alone out there?" And we never gave the real answer. And yet we've seen things out there, strange things.
- John Glenn: Look, about what I just said out there, could we just keep that between us?
- Roz Doyle: Oh, of course, Senator.
- John Glenn: Oh, wait! You were recording all that?
- Roz Doyle: Yeah, but that's Okay. We've got plenty of tape.
- John Glenn: I'm gonna need that tape.
- John Glenn: But we know what we saw out there, and we couldn't really say anything, and the bosses were scared of this. They were afraid of "War of the Worlds" type stuff, and about panic in the streets, so we had to keep quiet. And now we only see these things in our... well, in our nightmares, or maybe in the movies, and some of them are pretty close to being the truth.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [after discussing Roz' show] Oh Senator? Uh, what did you drink up there, Tang?
- John Glenn: [checks his watch] Two minutes and twenty seconds; a new record!
- Roz Doyle: Well, maybe the show would be better off without you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well then, maybe I should just leave the show.
- Roz Doyle: Well, maybe that's what the show wants you to do.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well then, the show can bite me!
- Martin Crane: Did you get things all patched up with Roz?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: On the contrary, every time I offer her an olive branch, she snaps it in two, sets it on fire, and writes "No" with the ashes!
- Martin Crane: [after agreeing to make a kite with Niles] What the hell? You know, I'm gonna go make some sketches. You know, I always wanted to try a dragon.
- Dr. Niles Crane: That's a great idea! We'll name it Fafnir, after Siegfried's fiery nemesis!
- Martin Crane: Maybe we'll just make a fish.
- John Glenn: It was good of you to step aside, though--you have a scheduling conflict?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, unfortunately. The Opera Guild's annual... football tournament. Well, I'm the quarterback.