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Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, why can't we be happy. Why must we allow the thought of something that to this point could only be incrementally better ruin what is here and now?
Dr. Niles Crane : I don't know, let's figure it out on the other side.
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Reservationist : I'm sorry, that area is restricted to our gold level members
Dr. Niles Crane : You have a gold level? How do you get in?
Reservationist : You have to be on the list.
Dr. Frasier Crane : We are on the list.
Reservationist : The gold list.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : They have the nerve to call it a day spa. It's nothing more than a front for a bona fide luxury spa which taunts those kept at bay outside it's golden door.
Martin Crane : If you didn't go in, how do you know it was better?
Dr. Frasier Crane : It had to be. The door was gold. Ours was only silver. Gold is better than silver.
Dr. Niles Crane : Stupid silver.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : This is heaven, right here and now. Why do we have to think about someplace else?
Dr. Niles Crane : This is only heaven for the people who can't get into the real heaven. The platinum heaven.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Niles, the aromatic massage sounds splendid: two therapists at once, using hot stones and a blend of essential oils personally created for your dosha.
Dr. Niles Crane : I think I'll have the aromatherapy Swedish.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Niles, look at this bounty! Take a risk, be a man!
Dr. Niles Crane : [looking at the folder again] The chardonnay/rose hip salt glow?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Now that's more like it.
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Roz Doyle : It's a spa! How much better could it be? I mean, are they gonna carry you around like a sultan? You gonna be massaged by supermodels? And what if you do get through the gold door? What next, the diamond door? And after that a titanium door! And after that a plutonium door!
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, that's ridiculous. Plutonium's radioactive, no one's going to make a door out of it.
