Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier Gotta Have It (1998)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Surely you must listen occasionally!

  Dr. Niles Crane : Of course I listen occasionally. It's just I'm usually busy between eleven and one.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : My show is on from two to five.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Obviously you've forgotten the semester I spent living in Paris. I'll have you know I had a torrid affair with a married woman.

  Roz Doyle : Really?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I'm sorry, Niles. I had no idea.

  Dr. Niles Crane : It's not something I boast about. The attraction was simply overpowering. Every Thursday, two o'clock, the Hotel De Boulogne. We'd arrive separately, climb the stairs, open the door... Ooh-la-la. Oh, what an embrace! Afterwards, she'd whisper to me, "There's something so sweet in your eyes, and it..."

  Dr. Frasier Crane : "does me so much good" said Emma Bovary! If you're going to steal a love life, don't steal from the classics, you imbecile!

• Dr. Niles Crane : The only thing you two have in common is the faint impression of the word "Sealy" on your backsides.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, I owe you an apology. You two are perfectly compatible. How long will it be before we're all standing outside a wedding chapel, pelting you both with whole-grain brown rice?

• Dr. Niles Crane : So, I understand you had a full dance card this weekend?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, indeed. I met a lovely young artist at the gallery opening on Saturday. We went out for coffee afterwards, and our date lasted until, well... the cows didn't actually come home, but I did hear mooing on the front porch!