Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier Grinch (1995)

Luck Hari: Waitress

Quotes 

• Waitress : I'm sorry sir, your card didn't clear. I have to do this.

  [cuts up Niles's credit card] 

  Niles : Wait, wait! What are you doing?

  Waitress : The computer said "credit cancelled by order of co-signatory."

  Frasier : Maris has cancelled your credit card.

  Roz Doyle : Whoa, Merry Christmas!

  Waitress : Would you care to use a different one?

  Niles : There's no point, they're all in her name.

  [dials his cell phone] 

  Niles : I'm calling her right now and demanding the restoration of my credit card, and my bank accounts...

  [realizes the phone is dead] 

  Niles : And my phone service!