Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier's Imaginary Friend (1997)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : Roz, just because last time you went to Mexico you were hit on more than a piñata, doesn't mean that was the purpose of my visit as well.

  Roz Doyle : Oh yeah right, you wanted to hear the Acapulco Philharmonic.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I am dating a supermodel zoologist, who I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Is that so hard to believe?

• Martin Crane : Its no crime to go down to Acapulco and come back empty-handed.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I did not come back empty-handed, I came back with two huge handfuls.

• Waiter : My wife had trouble conceiving, too. It turned out to be me.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, mystery solved. Off you go.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah, is there anything more refreshing after a long flight than a long soak in eucalyptus sauce and a snifter of warmed Poir William!