Frasier (TV Series)
It Takes Two to Tangle (2001)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : How are things going on your side of the room?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Not very well. It seems Marshall sank all his money in a new house. Sally sank all her money in a new boat. Which sank.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Dad left to meet Penelope five hours ago. What could they be doing?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I can think of one possibility.
Dr. Niles Crane : You think...? On a first date?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, they went to a steakhouse. Penelope's paying. I'm sorry, but I don't think a forty-eight-ouncer is out of the question.
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Dr. Niles Crane : You're going to date both of them? Are you sure that's wise?
Martin Crane : It's just dating. I met 'em both at the same time, I like 'em both. Where's the harm in it?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, don't you think it's a little risky? I mean, what if one of them should find out?
Dr. Niles Crane : Penelope, for example.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, yes, you wouldn't want to alienate her permanently.
Martin Crane : Oh, don't worry. I've watched you juggle. I got a pretty good handle on what not to do.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : So, wow! Is that espresso?
Martin Crane : Yeah, a little pick-me-up in between dates. This juggling thing isn't as easy as I make it look. But don't you worry: they're both gettin' first class passage on the S.S. Martin!
Dr. Niles Crane : [to Frasier] So that's where you get that from.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, what about Penelope?
Martin Crane : Oh, I'm seeing her Tuesday.
Dr. Niles Crane : You just made a date with Estelle.
Martin Crane : Not for Tuesday.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Hey, Roz. Off to another picnic, I see.
Roz Doyle : Yeah, Greg and I are really hitting it off. He loves my cooking.
James the Waiter : [Waiter comes up to Roz] I'm sorry, ma'am, we're out of lemon bars.
Roz Doyle : Well, make some more. And give me a dirty pan. I need to put it in my sink.
James the Waiter : I'm sorry, our baker doesn't come in 'til tomorrow. I can give you the recipe.
Roz Doyle : What am I supposed to do with that?
James the Waiter : Bake?
Roz Doyle : Is that supposed to be funny?