Frasier (TV Series)
Legal Tender Love and Care (2000)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Frasier : That suit is very becoming on you. Is it new?
Abby Michaels : If it isn't, thank you for noticing, Frasier.
Frasier : Oh, no, thank you for being so, uh... noticeable.
Dr. Niles Crane : [to Daphne] Do I sound like that?
Daphne Moon : Yeah, but it's cute when you do it.
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Martin Crane : Hey, Abby, you'll like this one. I used to tell it at the precinct. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Abby Michaels : I don't know. It depends on how many cops planted it there?
Frasier : Thrust and parry, Dad!
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Martin Crane : Come on, Fraze, Abby isn't the first lawyer to pad a bill.
Frasier : Well, maybe not, but you know, Abby is not that kind of lawyer.
Martin Crane : What world are you living in? They're all that kind of lawyer.
Frasier : I admit $4000 does seem rather high for phone consultations. Who the hell is she talking to?
Martin Crane : All her friends, bragging about the new sucker she's got on the hook.
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Abby Michaels : I said get out! And to think I almost slept with you.
Frasier : You still can.
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Dr. Niles Crane : These lawsuits have me so rattled. You know me, Frasier, normally I'm unflappable.
Frasier : Niles, if you flapped any more, we'd have to lower you to half mast on Veteran's Day.
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Frasier : So, ah, why did you call me?
Abby Michaels : Well, Frasier, I thought we could celebrate.
Frasier : Really. Celebrate what?
Abby Michaels : Well, this morning I was called down to the conference room and all the partners were there. I thought they were going to yell at me because they found out I'd given you a discount, but instead, they told me I made partner.
Frasier : [smiling] You gave me a discount?