Frasier (TV Series)

Maris Returns (2003)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Niles : Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Niles]  Listen, how did things go with Maris?

  Martin Crane : Maris?

  Niles : She invited me to lunch at Le Toque. She's gotten involved with some Argentine polo player. Turns out he's a cad and a gold digger, with a violent temper to boot.

  Martin Crane : That's probably what she put in her ad.

• Niles : [hyperventilating]  I can't do this! I'm telling her a new lie every time I open my mouth!

  Martin Crane : Oh, get a grip on yourself, man! It's called marriage!

• Daphne Moon : I'm sorry I snapped at you.

  Niles : Did you snap at me? I didn't notice.

  Daphne Moon : That's because you don't listen.

• Niles : I haven't heard Maris that panicked since she lost her strength halfway through a revolving door.