Frasier (TV Series)

Match Game (2004)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Harvest : A natural childbirth needn't be painful.

  Roz Doyle : It needn't be, but it be.

  Daphne Moon : How painful?

  Roz Doyle : Would you have a tooth pulled without Novocaine?

  Daphne Moon : No.

  Roz Doyle : Well, a tooth is ONLY this big.

  Harvest : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to be emotionally present for the birth of your baby. But I see that you just want somebody to dope you up, strap you down, and yank it out.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait, don't go.

  Daphne Moon : Yes, our friend was just leaving.

  Roz Doyle : All right. You're right, I'm sorry. This is a private matter.

  [strokes Daphne's head supportively] 

  Roz Doyle : You need to do what's right for you.

  [Daphne nods, smiling - and Roz yanks a hair out of her head] 

  Daphne Moon : Ow!

  Roz Doyle : Times a million.

• Daphne Moon : [watching a live birth tape]  I've seen enough.

  Harvest : No wait, next is where Cindy pushes through the pain.

  Daphne Moon : I am not pushing through anything. I am having my baby as God intended, in a hospital, numb from the waist down. Now take your tape, and your woo woo stick, and *get out*!

  [to Niles] 

  Daphne Moon : And you, stop acting pregnant, you're a man for God's sake.