Frasier (TV Series)
Murder Most Maris (2003)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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[Repeated line]
Frasier : Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a man now dead?
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Niles : Well, what did we talk about? Uh, we discussed the upcoming women's arts festival and their tableau vivant. They're going to be re-enacting Schmitt's painting of "The Martyrdom of St. Ursula by Atila the Hun." Naturally, Maris will pose as the Hun.
Frasier : Ah.
Niles : A tad Germanic for my taste, but nonetheless I told her I'd help out by lending her my antique crossbow to help complete the tragic scene on the Rhine. Of course, talk of the Rhine inevitably led to that wonderful anecdote about the Nazarene painters of Biddlesbock Palace...
Frasier : [joins Niles in loud guffaws] Those beer-loving rascals! Tell it, Niles!
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Daphne : Thanks for what you said about me, though I haven't been completely wonderful.
Niles : No. You've been irritable and you made me sleep on the couch.
Frasier : That's the stuff, Niles. Doesn't it feel good to get it off your chest.
Niles : Oh stuff it, Mr. Malaprop. Family spokesman? The Manson family should have a spokesman like you.