- [about the beluga caviar costing $100 per ounce]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Isn't that rather a lot to pay?
- Robert: To you, yes. To the fish who gave up her life so you could spread her unborn children on a cracker, it's not so much.
- Mrs. Michaels: You must be used to hosting successful parties.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, not really. Something is usually on fire by now.
- Mrs. Michaels: Oh, you're funny.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I'm serious.
- Dr. Niles Crane: We've made commitments to some very powerful people. If we disappoint them, there's no telling what they might do!
- Petyr: They will break legs? Cut off thumbs?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Worse! There'll be gossip!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, no, no, Niles, Niles. This is how the game is played. Maybe he thinks we're Russian mafia.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, yes, people make that mistake about us all the time.
- Vladimir: How much do you need?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Five pounds.
- Vladimir: $80 an ounce.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, we were paying $40.
- Vladimir: And now you pay 80.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [attempting to bargain] 50.
- Vladimir: 80.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: 60.
- Vladimir: 80.
- Dr. Niles Crane: I don't think you're doing this right.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [glaring at Niles] 70, that's my final offer!
- Vladimir: 80.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Done!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What was the name of the boat...
- Dr. Niles Crane: [enthusiastically interrupting] H.M.S. Bounty!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [glaring with irritation] This isn't Trivial Pursuit. Let me finish!