- [Frasier is examining Kirby's resumé]
- Kirby: I fudged a little bit on my job history.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [unsurprised] So, you never actually worked at NASA.
- Kirby: Or Burger King!
- Martin Crane: [about the blood pressure cuff] I don't want to wear it, it looks silly.
- Daphne Moon: Nonsense, I think it looks handsome, like the arm bands gladiators wear in movies... except inflatable.