Frasier (TV Series)

Someone to Watch Over Me (1995)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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Quotes 

• Bulldog Briscoe : And who's this lovely lady?

  Cindy Carruthers : Cindy Carruthers.

  Frasier : Careful, she has a concealed weapon.

  Bulldog Briscoe : Ha! Makes two of us.

  [laughs] 

  Martin Crane : He's not kidding. She's his body guard.

  Bulldog Briscoe : Hey, how would you like to check out a body worth guarding?

  Cindy Carruthers : [grabbing him by the throat]  If I move my thumb a quarter of an inch, I could kill you.

  Bulldog Briscoe : Whoa! I've never been so turned on in my life.

  [drops to his knees] 

  Bulldog Briscoe : Ow! Ow! Ok let me go.

  [she releases him] 

  Bulldog Briscoe : So, can I call you?

• Frasier : Dad, there's a big difference between a policeman and a skilled bodyguard. These people are trained to size up a crowd, plan escape routes, even get shot if necessary.

  Martin Crane : Hey I know how to take a bullet.

  Frasier : Oh yes that's just what your personality needs - another bullet!

• Frasier : Well, you're a fountain of comfort this evening!

  Niles : Oh, I'm just teasing. If you must know, I'm a little jealous. I told Maris about your troubles. All she does is sulk and talk about bodyguards. "Why don't we need one? Aren't we important enough to be stalked?" I have no idea what to say to the poor woman.

  Martin Crane : Tell her to just go on being herself and her day will come.