Frasier (TV Series)

Tales from the Crypt (2002)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : For the record, I knew immediately it was not my car. Mine has a bumper sticker on it that says, "I AM PRO OPERA AND I VOTE!"

  Roz Doyle : Frasier, you've got to admit, it was clever.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I admit nothing. That is the last we shall discuss of it, we have a show to do.

  Roz Doyle : OK.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Good afternoon, Seattle, and welcome to the Halloween edition of the Dr. Frasier Crane Show. Today we will be discussing the topic of fears. Are they irrational hindrances, or evolutionary tools? Hmmm... the surprising answer, after these words.

  [He goes to commercial] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [on tape; wailing]  My car! Ohhhh, no - my caaar! What did they do to you? Oh, my bay-beee...!

• Bulldog Briscoe : Roz, you just missed the classic prank of all time. I'll admit it, this was my masterpiece.

  Roz Doyle : Oh, who, who? Who'd you get?

  Kenny Daly : [entering]  There he is!

  Bulldog Briscoe : I got this friend down at the impound lot, who came across a smashed-up BMW, same make and model as Frasier's.

  Roz Doyle : You didn't! You got Frasier! Bulldog: I had his car towed from the garage, the wreck went in its place.

  Kenny Daly : The doc totally freaked when he saw it. First he started swearing, and then he implored the heavens, and just when his lip started trembling, Bulldog comes out, tells him it's all a prank.

  Bulldog Briscoe : Hey, Bulldog observes the mercy rule. Besides, I got the whole thing on tape.