Frasier (TV Series)

Tales from the Crypt (2002)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : Only last night, Mrs. Moon challenged a trick-or-treater, and he responded by pelting our door with eggs.

  Gertrude Moon : Yeah, but I got the little monster back, by putting a big, greasy glob of Vaseline on his doorknob!

  Dr. Niles Crane : You said you'd put an end to it!

  Gertrude Moon : Hence the Vaseline.

  Daphne Crane : Mum, he's a child!

  Gertrude Moon : Well, it's time he learned you don't mess with Gertrude Moon without incurring my wrath. Now, excuse me, I require cocoa.