Frasier (TV Series)
Tales from the Crypt (2002)
Millicent Martin: Gertrude Moon
Quotes
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[Gertrude is locked in a battle of pranks with the son of Niles and Daphne's neighbors; while pacing the apartment, she opens the door to a courier]
Gertrude Moon : Where have you been?
Courier : Sorry, I had a tough time finding this place. I checked the directory for "Crane" but it had "Old Bat" next to this apartment number.
[Gertrude turns to a parcel she has waiting]
Gertrude Moon : [to herself] A little obvious, but not bad.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Only last night, Mrs. Moon challenged a trick-or-treater, and he responded by pelting our door with eggs.
Gertrude Moon : Yeah, but I got the little monster back, by putting a big, greasy glob of Vaseline on his doorknob!
Dr. Niles Crane : You said you'd put an end to it!
Gertrude Moon : Hence the Vaseline.
Daphne Crane : Mum, he's a child!
Gertrude Moon : Well, it's time he learned you don't mess with Gertrude Moon without incurring my wrath. Now, excuse me, I require cocoa.
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Jason White : You know, my mom hates bugs. She screams like a girl.
Gertrude Moon : So does my son-in-law.
Jason White : I know where we can find some crickets.
Gertrude Moon : No! Now, we should do as we're told, and start cleaning up.
Jason White : [sighs] Okay.
Gertrude Moon : That way, they won't be expecting it!
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Gertrude Moon : That is precisely what's wrong with this country, everyone's afraid to stand up to the children.
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Gertrude Moon : [watching Daphne and Niles segue from arguing to being lovey dovey] If this is what you call fighting, you're not fit for marriage.