- Frasier: Oh, dad, they've asked if you might say a few words at the rally. You don't have to, if it makes you nervous.
- Martin Crane: Oh, no problem! Yeah, I can't tell you how many retirement dinners I've spoken at. I can just dig out my old joke book; "One Thousand And One Side-Splitters, Rib-Ticklers and Thigh-Slappers".
- Frasier: I'm sure you're a veritable chiropractor of mirth but I think what they're looking for is something just a bit more personal.
- John: [Fraser hitched a ride to the rally in his honor, to which he is late] Well, I guess you don't want to hear any more about that. Anyway, we're here.
- Frasier: Oh, I've got plenty of time. Tell me more about your kids.
- John: Well, okay. My name is John, by the way.
- Frasier: [shaking hands] I'm Frasier.