Frasier (TV Series)

The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl (1995)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne, how about a woman's perspective? Let's just say, for argument's sake, that you and I succumbed to a night of passion...

  Daphne Moon : What, you and me?

  [laughs] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes!

  Daphne Moon : What - bosoms heaving, shirt buttons catapulting through the air?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [annoyed]  It's a hypothetical question!

  Daphne Moon : I'll say it is!

  [laughs again] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, all right, somebody else! So, you have a mad tryst with this young man and then the next day he says that he thinks things are going too fast; he'd like to slow down. What would you say?

  Daphne Moon : I suppose I'd say: "Thanks for being honest. Probably right, we were moving fast."

  [suddenly bitter] 

  Daphne Moon : "Not that it was too fast for you last night... Ooooh, no, we were right on schedule then, weren't we?"

  [Martin, disturbed, turns around in his armchair and stares at her] 

  Daphne Moon : But, now you've had your fun, though not too much apparently, and you want to be my friend-"

  [angry] 

  Daphne Moon : "Well, you can just SOD OFF, Trevor Mulgrew!"

  [She calms down and notices that Frasier and Martin are staring at her] 

  Daphne Moon : You know, I think I might have some buttons for this shirt.

  [walks out] 

• Daphne Moon : [at Frasier's apartment, in front of Kate Costas]  Eddie! What's that on your chin? Have you been into the garbage again? You bad boy!

• Daphne Moon : Hello, Dr Crane.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne.

  [the doorbell rings] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm not here.

  Daphne Moon : Yes. Your father's not here either. It's so nice having the whole house to myself.

  Niles : [She opens the door to Niles]  Daphne.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, how lovely. Now the whole family's not here.