- Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, look. Broken pieces of pottery.
- Daphne Moon: That's peanut brittle. I made it myself.
- Martin Crane: You could have told me we were stopping here when we left for the game.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: If you'd known that, you never would have agreed to come.
- Martin Crane: Well, you didn't have to trick me. I mean, I would never do anything like that to you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: It seems someone is forgetting sending Niles and me off to Boy Scout Camp to earn our opera badges.
- [Frasier enters the apartment soaking wet, and with a shredded umbrella]
- Martin Crane: Wow. Frasier, what happened?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What happened? I went six months without replacing my pollen filter in my car, so it was in the shop. Couldn't get a cab, so I took the bus home. Which splashed me! And I fell down, missed my stop, and had to walk home ten blocks in this downpour!
- Dr. Niles Crane: [aghast] You went *six months* without changing your pollen filter?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: So you're suggesting that I go crawling back to Dad, beg him to let me take him to the basketball game, use him to meet a pretty girl, and sit through a sport I loathe.
- Dr. Niles Crane: All right, I see your point.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I'm just trying to get the sequence right.
- [gets up]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, Dad?
- [dragged on a tour through a retirement home so Frasier can ask the director out on a date]
- Martin Crane: Will you hurry up and ask her? If we move any slower in this place they're gonna start harvesting our organs!
- [Frasier regrets not speaking with a pretty woman he saw on the bus, but recalls overhearing where she works]
- Dr. Niles Crane: Well then, what are you waiting for? Seize the day! You think I got together with Daphne by just sitting around? Take a chapter from *my* book.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Exactly what chapter would that be?
- Dr. Niles Crane: ...The last chapter.