Frasier (TV Series)
The Seal Who Came to Dinner (1998)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Daphne Moon : You dirty old man! Flirting with a girl her age!
Martin Crane : Well, she was flirting right back. I saw her giving me the once-over.
Daphne Moon : Yeah, she looked once and it was over. You've never acted this silly with any of my other girl friends. What's so special about Pam?
Martin Crane : Oh, nothing. She's just young and friendly, and... she reminds me of the girls I used to date back during the war.
Daphne Moon : What, you mean Korea? Mr. Crane, it's not dating when you're an occupying force.
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Martin Crane : Hey, the gals in Pyong Chang used to think I was pretty damn cute.
Daphne Moon : Yeah well, this is a bit different. You're not twenty-one and her village hasn't just burned down.
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Martin Crane : Isn't that breaking and entering?
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh pish, it can't be a crime if it's catered.
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Dr. Niles Crane : You have no idea how cutthroat my rivals are. They will leap on the tiniest imperfection. Last night, Sebastian Melmoth threw a lavish Japanese banquet. A certain rival spent the entire evening carping about how the obis on the geishas' kimonos were improperly tied.
Dr. Frasier Crane : "A certain rival?"
Dr. Niles Crane : All right, me.
Martin Crane : He had geishas?
Dr. Frasier Crane : That's enough, Dad.