Frasier (TV Series)

The Show Where Woody Shows Up (1999)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : Oh. I take it you had a whiz-bang time at the karaoke bar?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : For starters, Woody sang "What Kind Of Fool Am I?". Then Gil and Noel did a charming duet, "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." They were both wrong. I guess the highlight of the evening was when Gil, after one too many Kir Royales, performed a haunting rendition of "I Feel Pretty," during the latter verses of which Noel joined him on the apron of the stage and translated into Klingon.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : So, what brings you to Seattle, huh?

  Woody Boyd : Oh, My cousin's getting married.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Which is your cousin, the bride or the groom?

  Woody Boyd : Well, actually, both are.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I guess they're kissing cousins.

  Woody Boyd : [chuckles]  Oh they're more than that, that's why they gotta get married.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Woody who's visiting]  Well, Woody, I thought that tonight we would just maybe stay in... Order some pizza...?

  Woody Boyd : Sounds good by me!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Okay... Great... I'll just call the place around the corner. Niles...? You, uh... gonna join us...?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Why not? Be fun to drink some beer and have some pizza with a couple o' rapscallions...

  Woody Boyd : Oh, hey, if you don't mind, could we make that half rapscallions, half pepperoni..?

• Dr. Niles Crane : [to Frasier]  I'm going to an oboe recital and I thought you might want to join me.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I'm sorry, Niles. An old friend of mine came in from out of town, and I invited him to come over this evening.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well, have him join us. I'm sure we can get three seats together.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah well, I'm not sure an oboe recital's what I had in mind, I was thinking of something a little more raucous.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well, if it's raucous you're looking for, we could go and get a nightcap at the piano bar at the Mayflower Hotel. It's Jerome Kern night! Last time people were shouting out requests without raising their hands!