Frasier (TV Series)

War of the Words (2002)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Eddie Crane, from Seattle, your word is "woof".

  Eddie : woof

  Martin Crane : [speaks without moving his lips]  W - O - O - F.

  Eddie : woof woof

• Dr. Bernard Gadston : There has been an accusation of cheating.

  Martin Crane : Not the Asian kid.

  [everyone looks at him] 

  Martin Crane : What? I said NOT the Asian kid. Would somebody please tell me the rules?