Frasier (TV Series)
You Can Go Home Again (1996)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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[Daphne is torn about where to go for her vacation]
Frasier : Daphne? I was thinking about our conversation earlier today, and I've decided to give you an extra week off. That way you can go to Manchester, *and* Acapulco.
Daphne : Oh, that is so sweet! You must really think I should go home.
Frasier : Well, I've just realized that being part of a family is really worth the effort. And, sometimes the effort... means you'll need a week in Acapulco.
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Roz : Look, Dr. Crane, I got to be honest with you here. It's just that I think psychiatry is, just, sort of, kind of... bull.
Frasier : Oh well, this is a match made in heaven then, isn't it?
Roz : Oh, don't be offended...
Frasier : "Don't be offended"? Why should I be offended? In the last week I've uprooted myself from my home of fifteen years, moved all the way across the country away from everything I care about, and plunged myself into a frightening new career. In the first few nerve-wracking moments, I walk in here and find my producer lobbying to get herself transferred to another show. Abe Lincoln had a brighter future when he picked up his tickets at the box office!
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[before sitting in the cafe, Niles is using his handkerchief to wipe his chair clean]
Frasier : [to Niles] I remember your fourth birthday party. Grandmother took us to the park to ride the carousel, and you made all those little children wait while you wiped off your painted pony.
Dr. Niles Crane : I was wearing Bermuda shorts and that saddle was slick with toddler sweat!
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Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, Dad tells me that today is your three-year anniversary, so we're going to take you out to dinner.
Frasier : Well, thank you. Dad, how did you know?
Martin Crane : Oh, I heard that woman who called in.
Frasier : [surprised] You listened to my show?
Martin Crane : Well, sort of... I fell asleep during the Mariners game. But when I woke up, you were on.
Frasier : And you didn't turn me off?
Martin Crane : I did not! I listened to you for ten minutes before I finally dozed off again.
[laughs]
Frasier : Faint praise, and yet it thunders in my ears.
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Frasier : [warming up his voice before his first show] "Little owlet in the glen, I am ashamed of you, / You are ungrammatical in speaking as you do, / You should say, 'to whom, to whom,' not 'to who, to who.' / Your little friend, Miss Katydid, may be green, 'tis true, / But you never heard her say-"
[turns around and sees Roz staring at him]
Frasier : Who the hell are you?
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Roz Doyle : Happy anniversary!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier and Roz trade gift boxes] Oh, Roz! Oh, this is so much fun, Roz! I got you one too!
Roz Doyle : Oh, thank you! Okay, you first. I mean, it's nothing really, it's not expensive or anything, you probably won't even like it, I'm not good with gifts...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Look, don't oversell it, Roz.
[unwraps it]
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's a tape.
[reads]
Dr. Frasier Crane : "The Dr. Frasier Crane Show: Show #1, May 21st, 1993."
Roz Doyle : It's our first broadcast.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Roz! I can't wait to listen to it! Did you ever think I'd stay on the air this long?
Roz Doyle : Oh, hell no.
[reads her card]
Roz Doyle : "To Roz, who believed in me from the start."
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, it's from Hallmark's "Irony" section.
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Roz Doyle : [opens her gift from Frasier] Oh, Frasier, they're beautiful! Earrings! Thank you, thank you!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [hugs her] You deserve them. Working side by side for three years, one can't help but become close friends. And they're blue! To match your
[realizes her eyes are not blue]
Dr. Frasier Crane : ... lips when they're cold.
