- Freakazoid: The Freakazone is where I have all my profound thoughts. Heres one now 'Take... over Switzerland... get all the chocolate!' off the top of my head-What do you want from me?
- [Freakazoid has just driven the Freakmobile into the ocean and it's now filling up with water]
- Freakazoid: Oh, that's right. This car was never designed to operate underwater. Wow. That was important and I forgot it.
- Douglas Douglas: You know, Duncan, you're the only one who ever *sees* this blue guy.
- Duncan Douglas: He's *real*!
- Debbie Douglas: Well, of course he's real to *you* dear, but that's because you're probably insane.