The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Day Damn One (1990)

Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks

Quotes 

• Will : You just don't get it, do you, man? I don't want your friends. All right? If I woke up one morning and I had all of your friends and I was an Alligaroo and I wore those cute shirts with the little horses on them, I'd jump off the Empire State Building and hope to catch my eyelid on a nail.

  Carlton Banks : With quips like that, it's no wonder you're the toast of the town.