The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Eyes on the Prize (1992)
DJ Jazzy Jeff: Jazz
Quotes
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William 'Will' Smith : You're not still mad at each other about the watch thing?
Tyriq : He sold me a fake Rolex.
Jazz : You paid with a fake twenty.
William 'Will' Smith : Now first of all
[turns to Tyriq]
William 'Will' Smith : you should have known it was fake when you saw that the warranty was only for two hours.
[turns to Jazz]
William 'Will' Smith : And you should have known that the Jackson on a twenty ain't Jermaine.
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Vivian Banks : [when Will is going to be on a game show] Who's gonna be your partner?
William 'Will' Smith : Kellogg Liberbaum. He's gonna call me on the car phone at 8:00 that is if Uncle Phil doesn't try to fix it.
Philip Banks : That's it! The next person to mention the phone gets a boot in their behind!
Jazz : [walks in] Mr. Banks, your phone is broken.
[scene goes to Jazz getting thrown out of the house by Uncle Phil]
Jazz : Aaahhh!
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Carlton : You see, what Will is trying to say is, and let me choose my words carefully...
[pause]
Carlton : You guys are stupid!
Will : Look, that is *not* what I'm trying to say!
[to Jazz and Ty]
Will : Look, it's like this, y'all. It's like, with Carlton...
[to Carlton]
Will : Carlton, who is Captain Kangaroo's friend?
Carlton : Mr. Green Jeans...
Will : How many players on a cricket team?
Carlton : Eleven...
Will : Letters not on a phone dial?
Carlton : "Q" and "Z"...
Will : Best Picture, 1936?
Carlton : The Great Ziegfeld...
Will : The third wife of Julius Caesar?
Carlton : Calpurnia...
Will : [turns back to Jazz and Ty] You see?
Tyriq : [after a long pause] Yeah, I see. You think we're stupid!
Jazz : [sarcastically towards Will] Well, I guess I better be going but I guess I'm too *stupid* to find the door!
