The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Something for Nothing (1991)

Brandon Quintin Adams: Ramon

Quotes 

• William 'Will' Smith : Hey, Aunt Viv! UncIe Phil. Whoa, you got that mad Iook in your eyes. Let me guess. You grabbed Geoffrey's underwear by mistake, am I right?

  Philip Banks : Will, why didn't you give that check to charity Iike I toId you to?

  William 'Will' Smith : What you taIking about? I did.

  Philip Banks : Don't stand there and lie to me.

  William 'Will' Smith : I'm not Iying.

  Philip Banks : I just got back from the club and I've never been so humiliated. I thought we had an agreement that that money was going to go where it was most needed. Now, you march upstairs and get me that check.

  William 'Will' Smith : Well, I can't. The money's gone.

  Vivian Banks : Will, how couId you have spent $1,000 aIready?

  Ramon : Wow, Will, you must be loaded! You spent $1,000 and had another $1,000 to give to me for basketball camp? I gotta raise your shoeshine rate.

• Ramon : Hi, Ashley.

  Ashley Banks : Hi, Ramon.

  Ramon : Say, I've got a haIf peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my pocket with your name on it.

  Ashley Banks : No, thanks.

  Ramon : Wanna see my frog?

  Ashley Banks : I think I'll pass.

  Ramon : Man, those Iines kill on the jungle gym.

• William 'Will' Smith : [to Ramon]  It's killing me how much you remind me of myseIf.

  Ramon : Why? 'Cause we're both down with b-ball?

  William 'Will' Smith : Well, no, 'cause don't nobody want to see my frog neither.

• Ramon : [to Will]  See, man, one day, Ashley's gonna be breaking down my door 'cause I'm gonna save up money for basketball camp. Next thing you know, I'll be pIaying pro. You know my motto: "Keep your eyes on the prize."

  William 'Will' Smith : Hey, man, that's kinda similar to my motto: "Keep your hands on their thighs."

• Ramon : [to Geoffrey]  Oh, by the way, G, she toId me to teII you hello.

  Geoffrey Butler : Really?

  Ramon : No, I just wanted to watch the EarI Grey run through your veins.

  Geoffrey Butler : When we have chiIdren Iike that in EngIand, we encourage them to emigrate.