The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Something for Nothing (1991)

James Avery: Philip Banks

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Quotes 

• Vivian Banks : [Will has snuck past Geoffrey and his aunt and uncle and is dancing on the stairs behind them]  Good night, Will!

  Phillip Banks : You're grounded!

• William 'Will' Smith : Hey, Aunt Viv! UncIe Phil. Whoa, you got that mad Iook in your eyes. Let me guess. You grabbed Geoffrey's underwear by mistake, am I right?

  Philip Banks : Will, why didn't you give that check to charity Iike I toId you to?

  William 'Will' Smith : What you taIking about? I did.

  Philip Banks : Don't stand there and lie to me.

  William 'Will' Smith : I'm not Iying.

  Philip Banks : I just got back from the club and I've never been so humiliated. I thought we had an agreement that that money was going to go where it was most needed. Now, you march upstairs and get me that check.

  William 'Will' Smith : Well, I can't. The money's gone.

  Vivian Banks : Will, how couId you have spent $1,000 aIready?

  Ramon : Wow, Will, you must be loaded! You spent $1,000 and had another $1,000 to give to me for basketball camp? I gotta raise your shoeshine rate.

• Vivian Banks : Phillip, HiIary wants to take us to the club for brunch.

  Philip Banks : After what Will did Iast night, they're aII going to be gossiping about us. Why put ourseIves through that?

  Vivian Banks : They won't be gossiping. Will gave the check back. Besides, peopIe at our cIub aren't Iike that. I mean, no one cared about Mrs. SiIverberg's divorce.

  Philip Banks : I heard she's been seeing the goIf pro.

  Vivian Banks : I heard her husband caught them in the utiIity cIoset.

  Hilary Banks : But did you know that both of them were wearing nothing but cIeats?

  Ashley Banks : It was the tennis pro in the steam room, but the cIeats part is right.

  [everyone looks at her] 

  Ashley Banks : Kids talk.

• Hilary Banks : Daddy, for "Monte CarIo Night", you're going to be the croupier de toilette.

  Philip Banks : Great. What'll I do?

  Hilary Banks : You'll make sure that there's aIways toilet paper on the rolls.

  Philip Banks : It's great to know that all those years of Iaw schooI are finally coming in handy.

• Philip Banks : [to Will]  You gave the money to Ramon?

  William 'Will' Smith : Well, you know, it's just a Ioan, till his sneaker endorsement comes through, you know, around 2010.

  Philip Banks : Will, that was very commendabIe, but that's not what that money was raised for.

  William 'Will' Smith : Come on, UncIe Phil. You said I got a break and I was supposed to give somebody eIse a break, so I gave the money to Ramon.

  Vivian Banks : He's right, Phillip. You did say that.