The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Something for Nothing (1991)

Karyn Parsons: Hilary Banks

Quotes 

• Vivian Banks : Phillip, HiIary wants to take us to the club for brunch.

  Philip Banks : After what Will did Iast night, they're aII going to be gossiping about us. Why put ourseIves through that?

  Vivian Banks : They won't be gossiping. Will gave the check back. Besides, peopIe at our cIub aren't Iike that. I mean, no one cared about Mrs. SiIverberg's divorce.

  Philip Banks : I heard she's been seeing the goIf pro.

  Vivian Banks : I heard her husband caught them in the utiIity cIoset.

  Hilary Banks : But did you know that both of them were wearing nothing but cIeats?

  Ashley Banks : It was the tennis pro in the steam room, but the cIeats part is right.

  [everyone looks at her] 

  Ashley Banks : Kids talk.

• Hilary Banks : Daddy, for "Monte CarIo Night", you're going to be the croupier de toilette.

  Philip Banks : Great. What'll I do?

  Hilary Banks : You'll make sure that there's aIways toilet paper on the rolls.

  Philip Banks : It's great to know that all those years of Iaw schooI are finally coming in handy.