- [last lines]
- Philip Banks: We're all glad you finally came to your senses. You have plenty of time to figure out what you wanna do with your life. And being a car salesman didn't exactly bring out your most endearing qualities.
- Will Smith: Uncle Phil, I was getting paid, man.
- Philip Banks: Will, what you do for a living should provide you with a sense of pride and personal fulfillment. It should tap into that part of you that has something valuable to give to the world. Shouldn't be just about money.
- Will Smith: You really believe that, Uncle Phil?
- Philip Banks: Yes, son, I do.
- Will Smith: Then how do you explain being a lawyer?
- Philip Banks: I'm going to get another piece of sponge.
- [outtake]
- Philip Banks: We're all glad you finally came to your senses. You have plenty of time to figure out what you wanna do with your life. And being a car salesman didn't exactly promote your *****
- Will Smith: [shocked] It didn't promote? Excuse me? It's people from the Lord! There's people of the Lord in the audience!
- Philip Banks: Well, it ain't like they ain't never used that word.
- Will Smith: We sorry! See, see, James Avery, see, he's a heathen! He's just a heathen!
- Philip Banks: Amen!
- Will Smith: He's a blasphemer!
- Will Smith: Yo, man, did you know Harrison has six kids and a dead wife?
- Pete Fletcher: Of course I know. He's my brother.
- Will Smith: See, now, that's cold, man.
- Pete Fletcher: No, Will, that's business. When you're the manager, you make the tough decisions.
- Philip Banks: How in the world did she get the college to readmit you?
- Will Smith: She threatened to enroll herself.