John D. LeMay: Ryan Dallion

Quotes 

• Jack Marshak : Who ate all the chips?

  Ryan : [holding up a mousetrap with a dead mouse]  I think it was one of your friends.

  [throws it onto the counter] 

  Jack Marshak : Oh, charming. Right where we cut the bread.

• Ryan : How about if I whip up one of my famous tuna casseroles?

  Micki : Mmmm, how does that sound?

  Kristen : What's a casserole?

  Jack Marshak : On this particular case, I'm not sure you want to know.

• Ryan Dallion : I think age is all in the mind.

  Birdie : [offended]  Too bad you need a young mind to think that way.

• Ryan Dallion : The fear of the unknown is worse than the actual thing.

  Jack Marshak : Not always.

• Micki Foster : After you.

  Ryan Dallion : No, really, after you.

  Micki Foster : After you, you're the man.

  Ryan Dallion : Don't push it.

• Micki : Would you believe me if I told you that teacup really belonged to us?

  Kristen : No way.

  Micki : I didn't think so. Would you believe me if I promise to trade you that cup for a hot meal, a real bed, and a cup that's almost as pretty? Please?

  Micki : [Kristen hands over the cup]  Thank you!

  Kristen : Got any potato chips?

  Ryan : Are you kidding? You're looking at the potato chip king! We have barbecue, salt and vinegar, sour cream and onion.