Chris Wiggins: Jack Marshak

Quotes 

• Jack Marshak : Who ate all the chips?

  Ryan : [holding up a mousetrap with a dead mouse]  I think it was one of your friends.

  [throws it onto the counter] 

  Jack Marshak : Oh, charming. Right where we cut the bread.

• Ryan : How about if I whip up one of my famous tuna casseroles?

  Micki : Mmmm, how does that sound?

  Kristen : What's a casserole?

  Jack Marshak : On this particular case, I'm not sure you want to know.

• Ryan Dallion : The fear of the unknown is worse than the actual thing.

  Jack Marshak : Not always.